B.C. Highway Patrolman

Two men are driving through B.C. when they get pulled over by a Highway Patrolman. The Mountie walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the Mountie smacks him in the head with the stick. "What the hell was that for?"
the driver asks."You're in B.C., son," the Mountie answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, Constable," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."

The Mountie runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the guy his license back. The Mountie then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the Mountie smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.

"Just making your wish come true," replies the Mountie. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks. "Because I know," the Mountie says, "that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that nut case would've tried that shit with me!'"

Thanks Margaret, too funny...