X Wife Celebrating

A man and his wife are dining at a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My Godness!", says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Thanks Richard W. good one...