Smack Him Silly

Sitting together on a train traveling through the Canadian Rockies were a fellow from Western Canada , a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The little old lady thinks: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde girl thinks: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The fellow from Quebec thinks: That fellow from Western Canada must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The fellow from Western Canada thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that asshole from Quebec again.
Thanks Richard W. too funny