An Older Man. .. An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall."Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with a body like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere."
Thanks Richard W. and you know this really does happen....LOL