The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, smart, pretty and polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed the managers fly was open.When he was leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh, by the way sir,did you know that your barracks door is open?"
The manager did not understand the secretary's remark, but later on hehappened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided tohave some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By theway Ms. Jones, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see asoldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was also quite witty, replied, "Why no, sir. All Isaw was a little, disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags. LOL............ Have a special "Hump Day"
Thanks JoAnn M.G. great funny stuff...