A Mothers Love

The phone rings. (Jewish mother picks up the phone and answers) Hello?

Daughter Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?



Jewish Mother You're going out? Daughter Yes.



Jewish Mother With whom? Daughter With a friend.



Jewish Mother I don't know why you left your husband. He's a good man. Daughter I didn't leave him. He left me.



Jewish Mother You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies. Daughter I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?



Jewish Mother I never left you to go out with anybody except your father. Daughter There are lots of things that you did and I don't.



Jewish Mother What are you hinting at? Daughter Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.



Jewish Mother You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out? Daughter My ex-husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone.



Jewish Mother So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place? Daughter He's not a loser.



Jewish Mother A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite. Daughter I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?



Jewish Mother Poor children with such a mother. Daughter Such a what? Jewish Mother With no stability. No wonder your husband left you. Daughter ENOUGH!!!



Jewish Mother Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too. Daughter Now you're worried about the loser?



Jewish Mother Ah, so he IS a loser. I spotted him immediately. Daughter Goodbye, Mother.



Jewish Mother Wait! Don't hang up. When are you bringing the children over? Daughter I'm not bringing them over. I'm not going out!



Jewish Mother If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?



Thanks Win, too funny...