Hunting Trip

A Doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he tells his
assistant "Ya Hassoun, I Am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I here
with ask you to take care of our patients ".

"Yes, sir..." answers Hassoun .

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So
Hassoun, how was your day?"

Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.

The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL. "Bravo ya
Hassoun, and the second one?" says the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says
Hassoun.

"Bravo, bravo ya Hassoun you're good at this and what about the third
one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters
like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her
panties and lies down on the table, spreads her legs and shouts:
HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man !!!!!"


And what did you do ya Hassoun?" asks the doctor.


"I put eye drops in her eyes !!!!"

Thanks Carolyn, good stuff...